How do you say it!?
In English, it sounds like “Charna Volgastar!”
Who or what is it?
Whenever the space ship Wolgastar 1 returns to Earth, three non-corporeal Wolgastarian entities embody three members of Mr. Ho’s Orchestrotica’s quintet: Tev Stevig (guitar), Michael Harrist (bass), and Brian O’Neill (drums). Together, the trio – or sextet, depending on how you think of it – release a strange, other-worldly cocktail of Balkan beats and Milky-Way mischief crossed with the American songbook, Hollywood film soundtracks, and more. For your convenience, the trio members have translated an artistic note from the Wolgastarians to explain the concept further:
Artistic Note from the Wolgastarians
(approx. Wolgastarian → English Translation):
Czarna Wolgastar is world’s only Wolgastarian surf rock trio in whole of Milky Way land. After visiting planet Earth land while touring big galaxy, their spaceboard, Wolgastar I, crashed on beach Albania close by. Stuck like a tape on earthland, the group now travels the Balkan sand and water ways, picking up surfing, fast picking, and music traditions of countries on journey, as they search for gasoline to take ship in the empty space black. Should you encounter big big ship or their music, under never no circumstances attempt to board Wolgastar I or record their music. Czarna Wolga is not toy, listened to on recorded media, or performance at home. Czarna Wolga never forgets!
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